Sleep Technicians
At Jordan's Furniture the sleep technicians,
so says the ad, are pleased to offer us
the best line—kings, queens, doubles.
Jordan's knows
mattresses; and, blessed with this omniscience,
its modern acolytes of Morpheus
are experts in the science of repose.
They may know mattresses. They don't know
sleep.
Sleep is a gift from God. And even He
could send us, instead of springs and Polyfil,
cushions of ether spirited from the air,
and still—like the princess battered through a
heap
of twenty royal featherbeds—and still
we'd lie awake. There is no warranty,
even at Jordan's, that covers the sleeve of
care.
Deborah Warren
(c) 1999; originally printed in
Sparrow. Reprinted by
permission of the
author.
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