Notice from the Sweet Chariot Funeral Parlor
Due to predicted overcrowding in or
cemeteries, a new service is available
which will see to packing and storing
one’s remains in a space capsule for
eventual launching into Earth’s orbit.
—Discover Magazine
Dear Friend: we
are operating at capacity
and cannot
supply a green and grassy spot
for your tomb,
as there is no more room.
Instead, you are invited to
entrust
your dust
to our space-age morticians, who seal
in stainless steel
(thanks to post-Newtonian science)
our clients.
Whereupon you
(and all your shiny loved ones, too)
shall ascend
via chartered rocketship, to spend
eternity
very near where Heaven used to be.
Marilyn L. Taylor
From
Troika I, Thorntree Press, ©
1991. Reprinted
by permission of the author.
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